Journal Entry

Moff’s Law

And we shall call this “Moff’s Law.”

Yes, I’m on board!

Of all the varieties of irritating comment out there, the absolute most annoying has to be “Why can’t you just watch the movie for what it is??? Why can’t you just enjoy it? Why do you have to analyze it???”

Believe me, the person who is annoying you so much by thinking about the art? They have already considered your revolutionary “just enjoy it” strategy, because it is not actually revolutionary at all. It is the default state for most of humanity.

You are basically saying, “I think people shouldn’t think so much and share their thoughts, that’s my thought that I have to share.” If you really think people should just enjoy the movie without thinking about it, then why the fuck did you (1) click on the post in the first place, and (2) bother to leave a comment?

There’s more. I’ve bookmarked it and love it.

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6 Responses so far

  1. 1. Teresa Nielsen Hayden

    My current model puts “Why do you have to analyze things?” in the same category as comments like “This is really boring” and “Some people have too much time on their hands.” I think what they mean is that the commenter can’t think of anything to say on the subject, but is equally unable to see that “not saying anything” is a legitimate option.

  2. 2. Kelley

    Oh snap! That was an interesting and very entertaining read. In the artist community, this is commonplace. When artists’ go on at length about their creative process, it is sometimes scoffed at by viewers or even other artists! Let the art “speak for itself”. That’s a bunch of cheese I say. Let all of our brains froth over with thoughts into a barrel. We can pass it around like a huge flagon of brain mead. Mmm.

    For those not usually following io9 or their sometimes cringe-worthy comments, all of he real juicy stuff starts here:

    http://io9.com/comment/17719801/

    It wasn’t directly linked in the other blog, but to his general comment history which might be a bit confusing to some.

  3. 3. Josh Wimmer

    @Kelley: My general comment history is a bit confusing to lots of people, mostly because of all the inappropriate Miley Cyrus jokes.

    @Tobias B: Thanks for the post! It’s like Christmas, four days early!

    – Josh/Moff

  4. 4. Mark Terry

    Welllllll, I have a foot in both camps (like having one foot in boiling water and one foot in freezing water, on average I’m quite comfortable, thank you). I can be just as analytical as the next writer and maybe more so than some. That said, I’m often reminded of Stephen King’s comment that literature professors often want to dissect the golden goose, with the end result often being goose guts with no map toward how it laid a golden egg. Sometimes it’s a good idea just to sit back and enjoy.

  5. 5. Marguerite Reed

    I’m with Mark on this one. Yes, analysis is good. But sometimes being clever for the sake of being clever, as I see so many reviewers try to do–and not just with this movie–is incredibly irritating. One gets the idea that some of these guys just sit around knapping out little edged bon mots, save them, and then wait for a movie that they can apply these to.

    On the other hand, I am not really in a place where I can be objective about this particular movie yet. ;^D

  6. 6. Rachel Heslin

    My favorite line:

    “And unless you live on a parallel version of Earth where too *many* people are thinking too deeply and critically about the world around them and what’s going on in their own heads, you’re not helping anything…”

    Which pretty much sums up the problem, IMHO. Thanks for link!

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