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Author/Critic response FAQ

You are an author. You’ve spent years and years scribbling, gathering rejections, getting comments from family members (it was nice when it was a hobby, but now its obsessive). Then finally your genius is recognized, someone publishes your work. The stamp of approval has been rendered. Now it’s time for accolades and money and groupies to come rolling in.

Only, instead of all that, you find out that the pay ain’t as good as you might have dreamed and now people are dissing on you with shitty reviews. Some of them are even personal. But, but didn’t you get the stamp of approval?

Snap.

Here’s a quick FAQ on how to handle yourself in this hypothetical situation.

Question: I’m a NYT bestselling author and people are dissing on me in my own message boards. Should I excoriate them back in a blog post?

Answer: They probably won’t read it, so it only makes you look thin-skinned to your fans. You could highlight the message and say you were bummed people feel that way, but your best defense is that, hey, it’s published and people do seem to like it.

Question: A literary critic just trashed my book. Should I make a character with the same name be a child rapist in my next NYT bestselling book?

Answer: What the fuck? No. Or, at least, don’t use the name if you need catharsis that much.

Question: I’m a NYT bestselling author of a lot of books and you didn’t like my book and said so on the interwebby thingey. Should I respond with a complete meltdown?

Answer: Please, for all our sakes, DON’T FLAME YOUR OWN READERS. And repeat after me “editors are there for our benefit, to make our work better!”

KittydrawingsmSo there you go, everything you need to know about responding to your worst critics by three famous, and recent, author examples.

By the way, this FAQ is brought to you by Sad Kitty. Because every time an author gets ripped, they die a little inside and get a little weirder. Some of them even liable to catch Rice-Hamilton disorder.

(Is it just me, or do these weird meltdowns all seem to come from NYT Bestselling authors?)

Filed under the topic On Writing: Self Promotion on January 4th 2007 at 1:16 am. You can subscribe to the RSS feed for this entry to keep track of comments. You can also use to trackback.

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13 Responses so far

  1. 1. ksgreer

    Okay, wasn’t expecting to see that link at the bottom of your post! ;-)

    Sneaky intarwebs, things travel fast. But it was, possibly, one of the more entertaining few hours I’ve had writing up an entry; though I must admit that comedy is so much easier when it’s based on facts.

    (And: no, it’s not just you thinking that about meltdowners.)

  2. 2. trent

    Undoubtedly, they are used to criticism from regular book critics, but these can be dismissed as prudes. Perhaps bestsellerdom makes you feel beloved by the average joe, shocking you when someone doesn’t. Or if bestsellers already realized that not everyone will like their work, maybe they’re shocked when someone hits their button. After all, while you [Toby] handled yours admirably, average joe reviewers can be insensitive. The bigger the writer, the greater the odds someone will stumble upon your buttons and push.

    Also, maybe it’s weird for certain authors to see the criticism right where new people should come along and maybe choose to pick up your book. Maybe they see it as virtual people perpetually standing by your books in the bookstore warning potential readers away from your stuff.

    Times they are achanging, but it’s the people who are used to the old ways that find trasitioning difficult.

  3. 3. Steve Buchheit

    Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
    when your Laurell K Hamilton’s way.
    I can’t wait to look in the mirror,
    I get more Crichtonish each day…

  4. 4. Chris Gerrib

    I think a large part of it is that the NY Times authors get reported on, while as the small fish get less coverage. In other words, we just hear about the big guys.

  5. 5. Tobias Buckell

    Chris, I imagine that’s true :-) They get all the focus/attention for any small slip up. I’ll be honest and say I understand exactly the frustration and need to defend yourself, it’s surprising more authors don’t succumb. It still is awkward to see a meltdown happen :-)

    Trent, good point. Although, I should blog, that amzn readers tend to come in to reading those reviews with a bias, I read somewhere, towards wanting to see the kind that they agree with. In other words, someone who was curious about buying the book would probably look at all the good reviews to make up their mind :-) Odd, but I read a survey somewhere about this.

  6. 6. Tobias Buckell

    sGreer: it was a very funny blog post, and since I had all these author meltdown links, I wanted to thread them all together somehow :-)

  7. 7. spyscribbler

    Tobias, I read that survey somewhere, too. I don’t know where, either, but I catch myself doing the same thing, even though I’m now aware of it!

    At first, I couldn’t read LKH’s blog. Then her humanity drew me in, eventually. I don’t know why, because that’s exactly what made me uncomfortable with her blog in the first place!

  8. 8. Tobias Buckell

    Oh, I read her blog, and I’ve met her. For all that she writes the darker sex-filled stuff, she reminds me of a super-polite and charming mid-west housewife of humble origins in person :-) It was just one unfortunate slip :-)

  9. 9. ksgreer

    Aww shucks. ;)

    I did give a great deal more (serious) thought to it, though, with a subsequent post on the deeper issues. Granted, I’m not too keen on authors melting down in public (or private), hell, anywhere that it might get in the way of my enjoyment of the story. That’s what I want, that’s what I pay for: the story. Rest is irrelevant, in the end.

    That said, it still intrigues me as to why LKH’s fans are so…vicious, in some ways, and why she’s so defensive. I’m not sure I can entirely blame her, but then, I can’t blame the fans, either; I can see both sides, and I do think as sales escalate, so does the number of critical responses, even if the percentage remains the same.

    A few people complaining about a book in its first printing — let’s say, 2% of the entire # who purchased/read a 5K first printing — is what, 200 people? Book ten, 2% could be 5,000 people reading and complaining. That’s got to have an impact on someone, and make it hard to forget that the overall percentage of happy/unhappy is consistent.

    Then again, are all the unhappy people unhappy for the same reason? And are all the happy, dedicated readers happy and dedicated for a shared reason, as well?

  10. 10. Mary Fitz...

    I don’t know response #2 seems like it would be really gratifying, even though it’s sort of grade-school level revenge.

    Making the uncultured gnats who don’t love your work child-rapists might be over kill though. What about making them the white-trash neighbors, bubble headed nail-techs, idiot checkout persons or annoying telemarketers who call during dinner?

  11. 11. Tobias Buckell

    Indeed, Mary :-) there are simpler, easier ways to do this than such an over the top way that makes you look bad :-)

  12. 12. Shara

    This is hysterical!!! But so worth hearing…

  13. 13. Tobias Buckell

    :-) Thanks Shara.

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